Sheltered and carried throughout my entire existence, and shown movies that grant unrealistic expectations in life: I've become the idiom of a hopeless romantic, with no real sense of how things actually work.

 

Houdini Dickfuck Explosion 3000

Houdini Dickfuck Explosion 3000

So I recently noticed something about Tony Stark…

feelsofacatlady:

glutenfreewaffles:

This man

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never

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lets anyone

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drive him.

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He literally

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is always

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the one in the drivers seat.

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He has a chauffeur 

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that he drives. 

And then I realized…

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There’s probably

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good reason

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for that. 

That went from shocking to funny to depressing in the span of 5 seconds

That’s the second time this week I’ve been compared to Ted Mosby by a random female.

Lost and confused, hopeless romantic with a penchant for eccentricities?
Yeah, I accept this.